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Be A Man Parody: Organization XIII/Xemnas Version

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Published: Jul 7, 2012

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Let's get down to business.
to defeat, the light.
Did they send me Heartless,
when I asked,
for Nobodies.
You're the emotionless bunch I ever met,
but you can bet,
before we're through.
Number (?),
I'll make a Nobody,
out of you...
Tranquil as Marluxia,
but like Axel, within.
Once you find your Heart,
you are sure,
to disappear.
You're a spineless, pale,
pathetic lot.
And you haven't got a heart.
Somehow, I'll,
make a Nobody,
out of you...
You're never gonna feel again.
Say g'bye to those who knew you.
You're a fool for cutting out on missions.
Number I's got them scared to death.
Hope they don't find my sea-salt ice cream.
Now I really wish I wasn't Superior...
(Be a man!)
You must be as swift as a coursing Demyx!
(Be a man!)
With all the force of a great Xaldin!
(Be a man!)
With all the strength of a raging Axel!
Mysterious as the dark side of Saix!
Luxord is racing towards us!
'Till Larxene, arrives.
Heed my every order,
and you might, survive!
You're unsuited for,
the light of hearts.
So get ready,
Organization XIII,
is your home.
How could I,
make a Nobody,
out of you...?
(Be a man!)
You must be as swift as a coursing Demyx!
(Be a man!)
With all the force of a great Xaldin!
(Be a man!)
With all the strength of a raging Axel!
Mysterious as the dark side of Saix!
(Be a man!)
You must be as swift as a coursing Demyx!
(Be a man!)
With all the force of a great Xaldin!
(Be a man!)
With all the strength of a raging Axel!
Mysterious as the dark side of Saix!

XD Made another parody! I was bored and started thinking of making another parody, considering how well my first one was.

One of my close friends, [link], gave me part of the lyrics, a.k.a. the chorus, and we joked about it for a long time. She said that there wasn't a complete version or that she only heard the chorus of this kind of parody, so I decided to make an entire parody out of it! So I guess this is kinda dedicated to her o.o...and it was caused out of boredom too...

Anyways, I understand many parts don't make sense, but I never actually played Kingdom Hearts and only know what some of my friends have told me. Here are some pointers towards the confusing parts that I myself thought was confusing.
~For the Marluxia part in the song, I wanted to try and get most, if not all, members of Organization XIII in it, but I wasn't. And my goal was to have each member represent their element and all that, and the closest element to the forest was flowers, so I had Marluxia replace that.
~As for Luxord racing towards us, till Larxene arrives. Well, Larxene is the only capable female character to be apart of the Organization and is scary as hell, there's a reason why she's nicknamed the Savage Nymph.
~Also, throughout the song, it's usually kept to a Xemnas like POV (Point of View), just in case it seemed confusing. It's also the reason why the title is: Be A Man Parody: Organization XIII/Xemnas Version.
~I understand many words might not fit in time with the temp of the song or even with the syllable of the word that it replaced, but I tried to make the song match the type of parody I was going towards.

This Step-By-Step sort of thing, is just in case anybody wants to sing, perform, and record the parody. I don't want to explain things to each person if they ask like in my last parody. Anyways, if you choose to perform and record the parody, all you need to do, is:
1. Ask me first, it would be nice to know who sings my song and records it and all.
2. Credit me somewhere. Preferably in the beginning or end.
3. Try to at least show me the recording, because what use is asking me to record and perform it, if no one (especially the creator of the parody) can see it?
4. If you do happen to perform and record it, please put the recording on Youtube so I can see.
5. Once or if on Youtube, send a message to me ([link]) with the link of your video.